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The Best Obituary Ever?

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A Wilmington, Delaware man named Rick Stein recently died and his obituary is one of the most unique and entertaining I have ever read.

Stein’s location isn’t the only mystery. It seems no one in his life knew his exact occupation.

His daughter, Alex Walsh of Wilmington appeared shocked by the news. “My dad couldn’t even fly a plane. He owned restaurants in Boulder, Colorado and knew every answer on Jeopardy. He did the New York Times crossword in pen. I talked to him that day and he told me he was going out to get some grappa. All he ever wanted was a glass of grappa.”

Stein’s brother, Jim echoed similar confusion. “Rick and I owned Stuart Kingston Galleries together. He was a jeweler and oriental rug dealer, not a pilot.” Meanwhile, Missel Leddington of Charlottesville claimed her brother was a cartoonist and freelance television critic for the New Yorker.

One thing is certain: Stein and his family have a good sense of humor. My condolences to them on their loss. (via @mkonnikova)

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I cried when I read this. Just beautiful.
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These dashcam videos are getting really good.
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Hilariously Persistent Guy Goes The Extra Mile For Pool Table

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pool table conversation ridiculous texting negotiation funny - 6882309

We can only hope a marvelous friendship for the ages blossomed from this. 

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I tried something like this a couple of days ago for a dining table but wasn't successful. If only I had offered a bag of chips...
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Peace-loving dog breaks up cockfight

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When a disagreement between two roosters escalated to violence, a pit bull intervened by running in between the sparring foul, quickly ending the fight.

Good boy does not allow violence on his watch

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My dog does this too. Except he thinks other dogs playing is violence, so he's known at the dog park as the "fun police."
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Make your own M.C. Escher-style metamorphosis

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The Metamorphosis Machine generates tessellating art in the style of M.C. Escher. It's a companion to an online documentary about his life and work built around an interactive, high-resolution image of Metamorphosis II, the print that established his fame.

Here's mine, metamorphosing a five-pointed star into the Cool S. Read the rest

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15 Of The Oldest Websites On The Internet (That Still Work)

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Note: Sites are listed in the order that their domain names were registered. Although the World Wide Web was functional until 1990, it was possible to register domain names all the way back to 1983.

1. Interrupt Technology Corporation (1986)

This is about as bare-bones and passive-aggressive as a website gets. It was grudgingly put up by the owners of a company who claimed that they weren’t looking for clients and who added, “This Web page exists primarily to satisfy the needs of those who expect every domain to have a Web presence.” Well, here’s your “web presence.” It’s almost as if they’re saying, “suck it!”

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2. Vortex Technology (1986)

This one clocked in only a month after Interrupt Technology, and WOW does it feature a whole array of newfangled things such as “colors” and “links.” It was updated in 2017 but still has that Bill Clinton Era look to it.

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3. Texas Internet Consulting (1987)

Wow, look at that beautiful background color and those—what would you call those?¬—“images”? This was updated as recently as 2004 but has never once abandoned or besmirched its humble and primitive design.

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4. Caine, Farber & Gordon, Inc. (1987)

OK, now we’re REALLY getting high-tech. This is the site for a software company founded in 1970 and who still wants to protect you against the Y2K bug.

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5. San Francisco Fogcam (1994)

Not sure what’s with the seven-year gap between this site and the last one, but this is the Web’s longest-running webcam. Every minute of every day, it posts a snapshot of what it looks like over a courtyard at San Francisco State University. In case you were wondering, the answer is usually “foggy.”

Webcams wouldn’t become customary on laptops, tablets, and phones until many years later, but students at San Francisco State University were ahead of the game. Students Jeff Schwartz and Dan Wong built the webcam as a prOect to capture student life. It has been taking a snapshot every minute and broadcasting it continuously for 22 years. The oldest continuously running webcam on the interwebs, FogCam has loomed over a San Francisco State University courtyard since 1994.

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6. Acme.com (1994)

Very basic and very friendly, this is the site of a company who have been offering freeware since 1972, and you can sort of tell just by looking at it. And hey—if the year is winding down and you need to add an extra month to your calendar before you get a new one, you can print out their handy-dandy one-month calendar free of charge!

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7. Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

Finally we’re getting past all the generic, drab, binary-looking pages for software companies and into something that makes the Internet the wonderful pace that it is. This is a cautionary instructional guide about how to make flamethrowers out of strawberry Pop-Tarts.

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8. Milk.com (1994)

Well, now. This gent leaped onto the dot.com craze when it was hot and you could snag a domain name you knew would become popular and hold it for ransom to the highest bidder. The site’s owner says he won’t sell the name for less than $10 million. Nearly a quarter-century later, the value of milk.com has soured.

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9. Welcome to Netscape (1994)

For many people, this was their first landing page on the World Wide Web. The Netscape browser came before Internet Explorer, Mozilla, Safari, and Chrome. The home page here even explains what a “link” is: “To get around, just single-click on any blue or purple word or phrase.”

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10. A Little History of the World Wide Web (1995)

If you want to know everything there is to know about the WWW up until 1995, it’s all here—on one page, because there’s not much to know!

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11. The Mystical Smoking Head of Bob (1995)

This wacky and surreal homage to J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, spiritual icon of the Church of the Subgenius, offers to answer any question you have, so long as you don’t expect it to be accurate///or even relevant.

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12. Space Jam (1996)

WOW, does this bring back memories of overblown, busy, confusing, almost seizure-inducing web design. This is the home page for the 1996 Michael Jordan film. Maybe you remember it? Me, neither.

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13. CNN’s O.J. Simpson Trial Page (1996)

Cable news titan CNN kept close tabs on the infamous O.J. Simpson murder trial and collected it all onto one page with very choppy graphics, including a mysterious shadowy figure who appears to be masturbating in a witness box.

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14. Bob Dole/Jack Kemp Presidential Campaign (1996)

In 1996, Bob Dole and Jack Kemp ran a failed presidential campaign against Bill Clinton. They even set up a web page featuring primitive images with weird glowing backgrounds. Apparently they’re still running, because the site is still up.

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15. CNN’s Top 10 News Stories of 1996

In 1996, Israel elected Netanyahu—and he’s still there! Unabomber Ted Kaczynski was arrested—and he’s still in prison! Even better, this website is still here!

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I want to see the oldest sites on the dark web...
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